Mexican Wave, Japanese Dinner

We went for a lovely meal for Henry's birthday, there were about 20 of us and I had lots of shashimi..dribble dribble. As I was already a bit squiffy by the time I got there, I decided to initiate a mexican wave. In a restaurant. Oh the shame, I must renounce any pretentions of ethnicity or foreigness and face to the fact that I have now become 100% English.