"We clipped her Bingo Wings"
I watched a bit of 10 Years Younger last night and boy was it a surgery fest! They had a woman who'd been really overweight and they'd given her a boob job ('I like the new boobies' her boyfriend dribbled), trimmed her excess skin, and done stuff to her face (acid peel and eyebrow tattoo by my guess). And you know what? At the end of her makeover her boyfriend proposed and a mere 30 seconds after this whilst they were still kissing and crying No-face Hambleton Jones wedges her own nondescript visage between theirs and says something 'like let me in guys!'
It was a truly horrible cringey moment.
Can I just use this post to go on a rant? SHE HASN'T GOT A FACE! If you took off No-face Hambleton Jones' glasses it would just be an expanse of that stuff you use to creat fake wounds at Hallowe'en! And it doesn't move!
...and breathe....
It was a truly horrible cringey moment.
Can I just use this post to go on a rant? SHE HASN'T GOT A FACE! If you took off No-face Hambleton Jones' glasses it would just be an expanse of that stuff you use to creat fake wounds at Hallowe'en! And it doesn't move!
...and breathe....
posted by ms_moron at
11:35 am
3 Comments:
She should move to Japan and become an uber-celebrity here. Hello Kitty hasn't got a mouth, and yet she's the shit. So much so she even appears on bananas (this will feature on my blog in the near future.)
By
Name: Mr Moshi Moshi, at 1:56 pm
Is that like the becks futures last year (i think that was it?) at ica, and someone had pinpricked designs onto bananas and as they ripened the picture became more defined?
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ms_moron, at 9:58 am
No, not that creative... and Japanese people don't go for anything less than bright yellow bananas. We're talking regular wrapping (yes, they wrap bananas!)
By
Name: Mr Moshi Moshi, at 12:59 am
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