I had two coffees today.

Just remembered I was also going to put my nice (questionable, as they are from Next, but i was forced into a corner by aimlessly shopping and then losing a receipt and being offered Next vouchers...Next vouchers? Surely receiving Next vouchers is a form of living hell? Imagine the scene: Right, I've got thirty pounds to burn baby, will it be the suedette cube, the sticks in a mass produced vase (ok, so I'm on a rant, but what is it about sticks in a vase?!?) or the sequin embellished cushion covers? So you see why I opted for the white cotton bedlinen set, and what the shit is percale anyway? Seems to me to be poly-cotton and poly-cotton is what got me in this damn mess in the first place!!) sheets on my bed and be all fresh and cosy and clean. But I forgot.