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Saturday, January 07, 2006

From Cap'n Drunky to Cap'n Blanky (NYE roundup)

New Year's Eve was pretty wicks to say the least. We started off at Phil's, drinking vodders cranners and headed off to Prawn's house where we met Ahluvya's friends Chloe and Sarah. Sarah is Chekistani efnic, so we're going to form our own support group.

Then we went to my old-slash-new house, and headed off to Fitzherberts. There was the usual crowd, Charlie showed me her gorgeous-slash-disgusting bag she got off Rich. Might I add I dramatically failed to get served there, all the bar staff were fucked and I waited and waited but...whatever. It put me in a bit of a bad mood but I took loads of pics of everyone getting off with each other at midnight which cheered me up.

Then we went back to my old-new house and started party hunting. Alan had just asked why with my many connections I hadn't been able to find a party and I was trying to explain to him that I'm not really that popular, just a drunkard, when my phone went off and it was none other than Spammy with a party for us.

Sam pouring beer down the back of my jeans.

Me getting her back.

We then went off to Mo's party, who is the big brother of Zainab, my Chemistry A-level lab partner at Chiswack. We picked up a Spaniel, who was just about to go to a Bob Dobbs free party behind London Road, and a Sad Sack who was on his way home. Also there was Joe who I got off with at Emilie Bob's party about seven years ago.
He didn't seem to be that amazed when I brought that up..what's wrong don't you love the paris hilton face???

I made up 'Penis Juice' a NYE 2006 special 'cock' tail. Safe to say I was drunk by this point.

After Mo's we went to the free party on London Road which was remarkably good, there was no techno, and a mirrorball, thanks Spanno!!

By the time we left there was just me, Phil, Prawn, Ahluvya, Sarah and Chloe (who by the way had made the most incredible recovery from being out cold Cap'n drunky at 1 am to awake and alive by 4, I have never seen anything like it!) we went back to Prawn's where we met up with Dave.

We got home by 9.30 am, got up at 3.30 the next day and went to the pub to meet up with Rodney and Henry. We met up with Spammy and the rest who were back to London and even Milosh and Tait made it to the pub with a million disgusting paintings.

Back at Phils Prawn came over and we made seven portions of sausage and mash, with spring greens and yorkshires...mmm arllgghh. And watched dvds, I think Prawn was a bit confused by The Mighty Boosh.

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