I don't want to be a robot, with metal eyes.

Here are my 2006 fashion predictions plucked at random from the whirring tub of nonsense that is my brain:

Brogues will be big, especially on le femme. See mine and Sam's new weblog (coming as soon as I have access to my precious computer at home...) to prove this : frembrogweblog

Bobs (the hairstyle kind) will be making a comeback, and how!

Peepholes, as on the shoes and other such hidey-come-hither fashion will deffo be big.

Watch this space for more totally true fashion updates.