Basically Anfony I was jus tryna protect yu-ou-ou and..basically end of the day yeah?

I am really going to miss Craig from big brother. Its like my love for maroon 5, it started with a hatred so strong that over time turned into love. He said the funniest thing last night...Kinga walked over just being annoying and said something like 'oh craigy' and then it turned into a full-on bitch fight with craig saying: Look kinga are you takin' the piss out of me? Don't sit there sitting there!
A-ha. Moron.

I also love the way he laughed through the whole of his highlights when he came out of the house, even the bits where he was trying to molest anthony "Anthony, you're drunk, I'm going to help you" or drunkenly sobbing his guts out. And the way he uses the word hilarious to describe things that aren't even funny and obviously upset him. And the way maxwell the one dimensional geezer described him as camper than kemal who wore saris and screeched all the time.

The lovely Charlie Brooker said that his voice was (I'm paraphrasing here) like being buried alive in a coffin and hearing the incessant drip of water inside. And he said Maxwell was the the human equivalent of a nuts mag clipping in a fetid unrinal.
HA!