None of these things are helping me get the play written.

Reading the rude stories on the Bint website.
Checking my CV.
Looking at the Vice website.
Feeling hot.
Trying to find my Adidas shorts.
Posing in the mirror.
Looking for vest to go with shorts.
Putting leave-in conditioner in hair.
Downloading Julie Doiron songs.
Brushing hair.
Posing in the mirror.