Ok so this is my favourite post from cookingloser

Post-Breakup Dinner for One you will need: BrowniesVanilla Ice CreamCaramel sauce or melted caramel cubesBuy brownies, make brownies, whatever. Nothing matters anymore. We made brownies together one time from a mix. We were both drunk but they came out great. Buy caramel in the ice cream fixins aisle at the grocery store or in starbucks. She used to get a hot chocolate at starbucks, extra hot, with whipped cream. We would sit and make fun of passersby. Put a brownie in the microwave for a minute with the jar or a small dish of caramel on the side. Then put a huge scoop of vanilla ice cream on the hot brownie. She liked vanilla. She’s probably eating vanilla ice cream with some other guy right now. Some guy who likes classical music and doesn’t mind hanging out with her stupid rich friends. Pour the caramel over the ice cream. Try to prevent tears from falling on the dish. Eat while watching her favorite show. Then finish the ice cream straight out of the container with a large spoon. I hope she rots in hell. I love her. I don’t know how I’m going to live without her. Bitch.